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Stop: 0x0000000A (parameter1, parameter2, parameter3, parameter4)
IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
*** Address x has base at x – filename
Error 404: The Page Cannot Be Found
The document you requested is not found.
Microsoft Windows Errors
633 – The port is already in use or is not configured for Remote Access dialout.
Error 1603: Fatal Error During Installation
Error 1603: Fatal Error During Installation
Error 734: The PPP link control protocol was terminated.
Error 0x81000370 – MSN Messenger 0x81000370 Error
Error 1603 – Fatal Error During Installation
Error 1706 – Setup cannot find the required files
Error 403 – Access Denied/Forbidden
Error 404 – The Page Cannot Be Found
Error 500 – internal server error
Error 633 – The port is already in use or is not configured for Remote Access dialout.
Error 678 – There is no answer
Error 679 – Cannot detect carrier
Error 680 – There is no dial tone
Error 691 – Access was denied because the username
and/or password was invalid on the domain.
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Error 721 – The remote computer is not responding.
Error 734 – The PPP link control protocol was terminated.
Security token does not support Data Encryption
Keyset does not exis
An invalid security token was provided
A fatal exception XX has occurred at 00456:000045B1
An invalid security token was provided.
A missing certificate chain at the configured WSE store location (local computer by default).
Install a trusted root chain into the configured WSE store location.
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An invalid security token was provided.
An untrusted certificate chain at the configured WSE store location (local computer by default).
Use a different certificate that is issued by a trusted root.
An invalid security token was provided.
The certificate was revoked.
Obtain a different certificate.
An invalid security token was provided.
The certificate has expired.
How-To Repair-fix Blue Screen of death and Safe Mode
Renew the certificate.
An invalid security token was provided.
The certificate is pending.
Wait until the certificate is valid.
The security token cannot be authenticated or authorized.
The SOAP message was tampered with in transit or it is corrupt.
Investigate source of the problem.
An invalid security token was
A file being copied is older than the file already on your computer
Warning: Windows has detected a Registry/Configuration error. Choose Safe Mode to start Windows with minimal set of drivers
This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. If the problem persists, contact the program vendor
Limited or no connectivity
Stop 0x00000024 or NTFS_FILE_SYSTEM
Stop 0x0000001E or
KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED
Stop 0x0000000A or IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
Stop 0x0000002E or DATA_BUS_ERROR
Stop 0x0000003F or NO_MORE_SYSTEM_PTES
Stop 0x00000050 or PAGE_FAULT_IN_NONPAGED_AREA
Stop 0x00000077 or KERNEL_STACK_INPAGE_ERROR
Stop 0x00000079 or MISMATCHED_HAL
Stop 0x0000007A or KERNEL_DATA_INPAGE_ERROR
Stop 0x0000007B or INACCESSIBLE_BOOT_DEVICE
Stop 0x0000007F or UNEXPECTED_KERNEL_MODE_TRAP
Stop 0x0000009F or DRIVER_POWER_STATE_FAILURE
Stop 0xBE or ATTEMPTED_WRITE_TO_READONLY_MEMORY
Stop 0xC2 or BAD_POOL_CALLER
Stop 0x000000CE or DRIVER_UNLOADED_WITHOUT
_CANCELLING_PENDING_OPERATIONS
Stop 0x000000D1 or DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL
Stop 0x000000EA or THREAD_STUCK_IN_DEVICE_DRIVER
Stop 0x000000ED or UNMOUNTABLE_BOOT_VOLUME
Stop 0xC0000221 or STATUS_IMAGE_CHECKSUM_MISMATCH
0xC004C003 The activation server determined the specified product key is in use.
0xC004C001 The activation server determined the specified product key is invalid.
0xC004C008 The activation server determined that the specified product key could not be used.
0xC004C812 SL_E_CHREF_BINDING_0UT_0F_T0LERANCE: The activation server determined that the specified product key has exceeded its activation count.
0xC004C4CE Unable to find a detailed error description.
0x8007232B DNS name does not exist.
0x8004FC03 Unrecognized error.
0X8004FE2D HTTP_STATUS_DENIED.
0x8004FE33 HTTP_STATUS_PROXY_AUTH_REQ.
0x8004FE91 HTTP_STATUS_NOT_SUPPORTED.
0x80072EE7 The server name or address could not be resolved.
0x80072EFD A connection with the server could not be established.
0x80072F78 The server returned an invalid or unrecognized response.
0x80072F8F A security error occurred.
0xC004F027 The Software Licensing Service reported that the license is tampered.
0xC003E004 The Software Licensing Service reported that the license has not been evaluated.
0xC004E003 The Software Licensing Service reported that license evaluation failed.
0xC004F033 The Software Licensing Service reported that the product key is not allowed to be installed. Please see the eventlog for details.
0XC004D401 The security processor reported a system file mismatch error.
0x80080250 Unrecognized error.